ZINES

MR. STICKERBOMB’S STICKER COLLECTION VOLUME 1

On his travels throughout the Multiburp (the craziest corner of the Multiverse — like a cosmic Vegas on acid, dipped in happy sauce), Mr. Stickerbomb — interdimensional art thief extraordinaire — has developed an addiction to collecting those little vinyl stickers you slap on your suitcase to show off where you’ve been. Where he’s been, of course, is a little different from your average dirty weekend in Paris or even a trippy day trip to Amsterdam. His luggage is plastered with images of things like lollipop ladies made from actual lollipops, eggs with legs, and spontaneously combusting camels — all real sh*t you can find in the ’Burp.

Now, for the first time, you too can collect these sticky little knick-knacks in the hope that they’ll be worth something one day — complete with Mr. S’s signature googly eyes added to make it seem like he’s some kind of artist and not just a two-bit sticker thief looking to make a quick buck.

30 to collect. No refunds. Value may decrease if stuck to fascist furniture or actual fascists.

PUNKO

A ZINE CONTAINING 20 OF THE FINEST PUNKOS ACTION FIGURES ON CARD BACK – EVERY SINGLE ONE IS A REAL, HANDMADE ORIGINAL ART PIECE KITBASHED FROM POPULAR TOYS OF THE ’80S AND ’90S

It’s Christmas Eve, and Dr. Steinbeck (a Multiburp variant of the amazing Mr. Stickerbomb), being the terrible father and person that he is, has once again failed to get his kid a gift. In a panic, he uses his latest mad scientist gizmos to break into Toys-R-Not-Us to steal something—anything—to get himself out of trouble. Of course, it all goes wrong. The gadgets warp the space-time continuum, and now all the toys and assorted consumer goods have morphed and melded into PUNKOS—sentient little oddities that are trapped inside the crumbling mall, screaming to get out before the whole place explodes. It’s your job to rescue the Punkos and get them under the Christmas tree before morning.

Collect. Them. All.

No refunds.